Ris Low matters.

Mitch: I don't know why she was even chosen as Miss Singapore, man. She is ugly, not hot, and so fucking stupid!

Joleen: Yeah, it makes you wonder how many people she actually had to sleep with to get there, right?

Mitch: Yeah, man. I mean, if her brain compensates for her looks, I can understand why she was chosen. But she is damn stupid!

Me: Do you know she is an ambassador for 'Speaking Good English' campaign?

Mitch: Ooh God! The only reason she should be included in the campaign is to be the 'before' sample. Seriously! She's just a stupid, ugly, not-hot woman with a horrible taste in fashion.

Me: Wow! I don't even know what's missing from that insult, man!

Joleen: You guys know that she committed a credit card fraud a few years back, right?

Mitch: IMMORAL! That's what you can add on to the insult!
*excitedly shouted, with a smug smile on her face*

Yeah, my two roomies are AWESOME!~