my first ever blog after eight months!!

since it is my first -and therefore special- blog,i want to present this to my long lost best friend, who is now having the time of her life in JAPAN!!

and so the story went like this..

* LONG long time ago, there lived an 'average' looking guy with a below-than-average height, named DUMB (name has been changed to respect his privacy). Dumb was a quite smart boy. In fact, he was given an ASEAN scholarship when he was 15 years old. In Singapore however, he was rather lonely because nobody wanted to become his friend. And the time went on...

DUMB was now 18 years old. He had successfully adapted himself so that he was no longer associated by the term 'anti-social', instead, the term was now 'irritating'. Well, at least there WAS an improvement, right?

The poor boy was not lonely anymore altough almost all of his schoolmates didn't like him at all. It was all because he had a very good friend -who fortunately for him, was also a beautiful,kind, and caring girl. Well, life was fair to him after all. He: whose face was not very pleasant; whose friends did not like him at all; whose ego was too much for anyone to bear, was lucky enough to finally get her. Well, well, well, wasn't life wonderfully beautiful for this loser boy?

Despite of people's better judgement, the smart Dumb decided that he had had enough of the girl's love. But again, who are we to measure one's IQ? After all, Dumb was not that smart for throwing away the only good thing that could ever happen to him. Aah, maybe he was one of those guys who had been born to be a total loser.

Well, we'd better continue with the story, rather than pity him. Some people just didn't know how lucky they were. Aniwae, this loser went to Canada after he had broken up with the beautiful girl. Trying to get girls in Canada was another devastating experience he got as he was always get rejected (poor our boy!!), either because of his face, or his height, or sometimes it was both.

Soon, he went crazy for being unloved and he had to quit his school to get therapy. The therapy unfortunately didn't work and he was put in jail for 1year for molesting a little girl (poor little girl). In the jail, being too weak to fight for himself, Dumb was raped by his cellmates. He was devastated. He felt as if he didn't have anymore of his self-respect. He wanted to commit suicide, but he didn't know how to die painlessly and fast. He was too scared.

However, soon enough, he realised his true destiny : to be a GAY!!

So he lived with his prince aka cellmate happily ever after..

THE END!!

ps. i hope you won't be angry seeing this. It's just that I suddenly have this urge to write about that loser!!Ooh, btw, i miss you!!